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It seems people used to easily obtain a credit card but I can't find anything on the internet that will let me easily get a credit card. (Perhaps I don't need one.) My credit isn't lengthy, but it's not terrible, it's just not good either.

Some credit card companies want you to pay money to activate the card or give them your bank account info. I ain't doing that.

The Buttugly Dog needs some credit to spend!

Ok I will recommend capital one. Most people say Capital One is bad(I beg to differ, they've been good to me). They gave me my first credit card with an annual fee of $39 and a credit limit of $1000. After 3 months of consecutive payments they raised it to $1500 and then in January, its ready to get raised to $2000. They will be good to you, if you are good to them. Lately, I've been getting offers to apply for Bank of America, Chase, and some other banks but I tell them to go to hell. They want me now that i have good credit.

Note: there is a high chance that if you apply to any of the cards on the link below, that you will get a 7-10 letter message. But they usually approve it since you get a card in the mail 7-10 days later. I got approved instantly. Hurry, before the credit card act kicks in.

Edit: please don't go to orchardbank, they are the ones that guarantee approval and give you a 250 limit and then charge you like 170 worth of fees and you end up with 80 credit limit.

2009-10-12 08:18:15 by The Buttugly Dog

shit don't worry.... be happy Have you heard of fractional reserve banking You're too busy on the internet banking? ooh ooh etc Don't ...

I need advice.

basically my wife this year has to apply for "indefinate leave to remain", she's been in england 2 years, the application fee is £950/£750. non-refundable.

the last 2 years we've lived in London with no proof of address (I've lived in squats for years...don't ask about how the hell I'm using the internet, thats not relevent) and I've always lived off the radar, I haven't had a bank account for years.


I've been trying to apply for a bank account but the banks say no-proof of address no bank account.

I'm going crazy.

anyway this application costs way too much, Britain ain't worth £950/£750...its worth half a Mars bar.

I work occassionally doing part-time work, minium wage stuff like flyering, my wife works part-time in a shop.

We are law abiding peaceful people but the goverment will kick her out if I can't pay the fee, is that fair?

the situation is making us argue and making me feel useless, as if I'm stuck in a pit with no way out.

All i'm thinking is about killing myself, its so depressing... if she gets kicked out the country... its crazy I was always open to democracy but then I realised its possible for the goverment to stick its nose where it's not wanted and tell me who I can have a martal relationship with.

I'm not thinking of harming anyone else, just finishing myself self as an act of defiance.

I've been to the citizen advice bureau on the immigration matters they didn't help much. I don't know what to do.

Suicide is not the answer to your problem. It is the final act of not dealing with the problem. Please consider that your life is worth living.
Why not go to a local church and tell the pastor your problem. I am sure they will find help for you. If this isn't the option you want to consider, do they have Suicide Hotline's where you can talk with someone who will also find help for you?

Your mention of doing something this drastic shows you still have love and feelings in your heart as you are telling of love for your wife. Think of how heartbroken she will be without you and having to pick up the pieces of her life.

Please get help. Reach out to others. Ask. Someone will help you.

2009-01-03 08:47:18 by gypsy K

My Norton 2009 antivirus keeps reporting that it has been blocking attempts to get into my computer whenever I am on our school departmental network. It would appear our local Script Kiddies are not satisfied with the wireless access we unnecessarily grant them by opening our departmental network so they can go online without begging us for permission. It seems some of them want to steal our personal information and use it against us- like account passwords, bank accounts, and such.

This is not like schools in the Developed Countries, where you have rooms with hundreds of PCs connected to the internet- just for students to use. This is not like the countries where they BEG students to PLEASE take an interest in using computers. Those at the top of our infrastructure get off on denying services to as many of those who are beneath them as possible. The employees of every department have to pay a monthly subscription rate for the right to use the campus network and internet. Every person of department using the network had to pay money for their own LAN port to be installed. But some students don't care about all this, and see the Internet as some sort of Right that belongs to them. Others even go so far as to believe it their right to steal everyfink what ain't nailed down!

I gotta know- if just the filenames on some of my files got out- I could be massively tooled here.
No doubt, anyone could gain access to my hard drive if it was on an accessible network, but if I, the owner, have to use a password to be able to even see my files, let alone read them, how can even WINDOWS be so stupidly constructed that someone can just hack in and read anything they want, even my password?

IF I WERE MAKING AN OPERATING SYSTEM, if someone hacked into my system, the first they they should see ought to be my two dozen-character login, before they could get to go anywhere else. They should not be able to locate my password file, run it through a decrypter, and totally analize my system, without my knowledge nor consent, nor even so much as a cigarette when it was all over.

Does this mean that if I invented such a system, I would stand to become a billionaire?

http://www.blog.lostwindowspassword.com/ windowspassword/forgot-windows-administr ator-password.html

2010-01-26 10:49:57 by Black Christian Scientologist

Welcome back to Extreme Wrestling Entertainment! Sorry for the delay, my internet wasn't working for a while.

Let's get tonight started with tonight's first event!


Event#1: The Chairman of EWE is in the ring, along with Undisputed Champion, Alex Dman. Alex says: "So, Abyss wants to challenge me for my Undisputed Belt at Fight for Glory? Huh, we'll see about that! 'Cause I ain't defending this belt at the PPV, I'll defend it after the PPV. I'll defend it against the winner of the Money in the Bank match."

The Chairman says: "And speaking of Money in the Bank. We'll start qualifying matches for this match tonight! We'll have 3 qualifying matches tonight and also, an Extreme Rulez match between....."

Abyss' music hits and he starts down to the ring along with James Mitchell. James Mitchell says: "So, Alex you don't think that Abyss can beat you? You don't think Abyss has what it takes to become the Champion do you?"

Alex says: "That's exactly how I feel!"

James Mitchell says: "Well, let's see how you feel after this." (Abyss goes outside the ring and grabs the bag of Thumbtacks from under the ring)

James Mitchell says: "Abyss has challenged you to a 10,00 Thumbtacks match and you will accept your fate or rue the day!" Alex and Abyss then stare eye to eye.

The Chairman says: "As I was going to say, their will be an Extreme Rulez match tonight and it will be 1 on 1, Alex Dman vs The Monster, Abyss in a Non-Title match!" The crowd cheers and Alex and The Chairman leave the ring.

Here's tonight's matches:

1. 6-Man Tag Team match:

Kiyoshi (c)/Petey Williams/Christian
vs
Tyson Kidd/Cody Rhodes/Ted Dibiase (c)

2. 3 on 1 Handicap match:
The Miz/John Morrison (c)/Big Show vs John Cena/Petey Williams

After the match: The Miz/John Morrison beat the hell outta John Cena while Petey Williams walks to the back. Cena then, gets Chokeslamed by The Big Show! Cena's hurt and he's calling to Petey but Petey doesn't come back....Cena gets picked back up by Miz/Morrison and Chokeslamed again by The Big Show!

Event#2: Alex Dman is already in the ring for his Extreme Rulez match. Alex says: "OK, I think it was a little unfair that the Chairman ust thinks that he can put me in a match without tellin' before hand! But, it's all good 'cause I will defeat Abyss here tonight and I will defeat him at Fight for Glory and retain my Undisputed Title! So, Abyss come out here so I can beat the living sh*t outta you!"

Abyss comes down the ramp with James Mitchell. Abyss has the bag of Tacks in his hand!

3. EXTREME RULEZ: Non-Title match!
Alex Dman (c) vs Abyss

Event#3: Priceless, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase come down the ramp. Rhodes says: "Tonight, we will continue our challenge for the WTE World Tag Team Titles. Bring out our opponents!"

4. Tag Team match: WTE World Tag Team Championships!
Cody Rhodes/Ted Dibiase (c) vs Brian Kendrick/Ezekiel Jackson

5. HARDCORE MATCH: Vader vs Alex Shelley

MAIN EVENT: Non-Title match!

Kane (c) vs Batista

After the match: Royal Rumble winner, Goldberg enters the ring and Spears the World Heavyweight Champion Kane!

This show ends with Goldberg holding up the World Title!


Give this edition of EWE a rating and answer the WQ Below.

WQ: On RAW Monday Night, why did Randy Orton rape Stepanie? (I thought it was weird)

Hey same thing 4 me, why i didn't post RCF, BtW do u like my icon?


The Chairman says: "As I was going to say, their will be an Extreme Rulez match tonight and it will be 1 on 1, Alex Dman vs The Monster, Abyss in a Non-Title match!" The crowd cheers and Alex and The Chairman leave the ring.

Here's tonight's matches:

1. 6-Man Tag Team match:

Kiyoshi (c)/Petey Williams/Christian
vs
Tyson Kidd/Cody Rhodes/Ted Dibiase (c)
Team Di Biase take the win after a Dream Destroyer (Cobra Clutch legsweep followed by Tyson hitting the Swan Dive Elbow Drop 1...2...3


2. 3 on 1 Handicap match:
The Miz/John Morrison (c)/Big Show vs John Cena/Petey Williams
The Miz end the match via a Mizard of Ox 1..2..3

After the match: The Miz/John Morrison beat the hell outta John Cena while Petey Williams walks to the back. Cena then, gets Chokeslamed by The Big Show! Cena's hurt and he's calling to Petey but Petey doesn't come back....Cena gets picked back up by Miz/Morrison and Chokeslamed again by The Big Show, then a huge group of jobbers come out and say that due to John Cena's selfishness, they spent their careers on the backseat, then they all excecute their finishers

Abyss comes down the ramp with James Mitchell. Abyss has the bag of Tacks in his hand!

3. EXTREME RULEZ: Non-Title match!
Alex Dman (c) vs Abyss
Abyss defeats the frustrated Alex Dman:
Abyss Nails a Diving splash
Alex nails a Running DDT
Joey comes out of the crowd and points a kendo stick at Abyss
Alex tris to use Joey as a distraction but it ackfires horribly as Alex and Joey are outside the ring and Abyss nails a plancha onto them!
Altough Abyss puts Alex back in the ring, abyss is held by Joey, giving time for Alex tostand up
when Abyss tries to stand up Alex gets on the ropes and nails a huge Fate of Destiny with a chair underhis leg, but Abyss cathes him in midair and does a 2880 blackhole slam, completely eliminating Alex onto the thumbtaks 1...2...3

Event#3: Priceless, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase come down the ramp. Rhodes says: "Tonight, we will continue our challenge for the WTE World Tag Team Titles. Bring out our opponents!"

4. Tag Team match: WTE World Tag Team Championships!
Cody Rhodes/Ted Dibiase (c) vs Brian Kendrick/Ezekiel Jackson
Cody takes the in via Cross Rhodes 1...2..3

5. HARDCORE MATCH: Vader vs Alex Shelley
After a long and hard match up, Vader wraps his fists in chains and chops Alex Shelley so hard on the neck that he falls passes out 1...2...3

MAIN EVENT: Non-Title match!

Kane (c) vs Batista
Kane wins via a chokeslam from the top rope to outisde of the ring 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!!!

After the match: Royal Rumble winner, Goldberg enters the ring and Spears the World Heavyweight Champion Kane!

This show ends with Goldberg holding up the World Title

10/10

WQ: On RAW Monday Night, why did Randy Orton rape Stepanie? (I thought it was weird)
he didn't get any action last night so he was really desperate!

2009-03-25 17:58:28 by EWE Chairman, Joey(S.E.S)